Another thing I never would have guessed I'd utter:
"Stop breathing on your sister."
But I did. Yesterday Carter walked up behind Bunny, and very forcefully exhaled through his nose onto Bunny's head. Bunny is a burgeoning tattler, but even she was a bit confused. "Mama, um, Carter breathed on me?" Said very unsure. I *suspect* Carter was hoping to get something gross onto her head, as he's been a bit stuffy.
So anyway, I told him to not breathe on her. ::eyeroll::