Date: April 16
Time: 7:45 p.m.
Subject asks for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for a before bed snack. Since subject would happily eat PBJ 3 times daily, management has decided to try to switch some of the almond butter for peanut butter. Subject normally is *very* specific about PBJ, reminding management about the strawberry jam he prefers (homemade, yay). Less than half the peanut butter is replaced with almond butter.
Subject is FURIOUS. "What is this?!? WHAT IS THIS?!?"
Experiment is utter failure.